Archive - TOO DEPRESSING

Ripley’s Scent Game

Four scents inspired by the Patricia Highsmith masterpiece

Published on Sample Sluts • Jun 3

May 2025

Welcome 2 Sample Sluts

Four perfumes inspired by Kristen Doute

Published on Sample Sluts • May 27

April 2025

Was "baby" what Patrick Schwarzenegger called Miley Cyrus?

Or was it worse...an investigation.

Apr 11 •

March 2025

May the wolf die

Fortune and ruin in Sicily 𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧

Mar 20 •

Love is 𝒷𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎.

Squinting at old photos, thrilling programs, etc.

Mar 4 •

January 2025

Thoughts from a severed brain

Jan 19 •

Biggest Hater: Stairs Edition

The most disturbingly relatable thing I read in 2024.

Jan 12 •

April 2024

Please carefully read —

a 'Beck Anxiety Inventory' poem.

Apr 24, 2024 •

December 2023

Dec 14, 2023 •

October 2023

Riding in cars with voids.

Panicking on the highway, etc.

Oct 3, 2023 •

September 2023

Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred tabs.

Things I've read and ignored recently.

Sep 26, 2023 •

Being haunted, etc.

Sep 24, 2023 •

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